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Esto es un tipo que va al medico porque tiene unos dolores al mear; el medico, nada mas mirarle el cacharro, comenta: -Usted tiene una enfermedad venérea. -Pero eso es imposible! -Hombre, ya me imagino que esto es una sorpresa para usted, pero créame, yo llevo 30 años en este negocio. -Que no, que yo le digo que es imposible, sepa que yo siempre he tomado precauciones antes de hacer el amor. -Ah, si? ...hmmm... dígame, que precauciones? -Siempre doy nombre y dirección falsos.

Esto es un borracho con aspecto lamentable que para un taxi: - Y a donde quiere usted ir? - A mi casssssa. - Hombre, si no me da mas detalles... - Al cuarto dddde baño.

Gay

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Defense: Mountain Charley's saloon was hot spot for drugs
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A defense lawyer in the Los Gatos love triangle, murder-for-hire trial told a judge Friday that drug dealing was going on "through the kitchen in to-go ...

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The Seasoned Collector: Benefits in Saratoga, postcard and lace shopping alerts
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Every year, the Assistance League of Los Gatos-Saratoga conducts an event to raise money for underserved schoolchildren and seniors living in Los Gatos, ...

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A la Carte: Chef Michael Chiarello to debut cookbook in Los Gatos; plus new ...
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Chiarello in Los Gatos: We'd like to think that Michael Chiarello -- the acclaimed chef who put regional cuisine from Italy's Calabria ...

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Fisher: Woman's massage services were not appreciated in Los Gatos
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The ad on Craigslist for massage services by "beautiful Asian girls" caught the attention of the Los Gatos vice cops. But while Amy Hu, ...
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Police believe serial bank robber strikes again
San Jose Mercury News
Police say the suspect is also wanted for bank robberies in nearby Mountain View, Redwood City, Los Gatos, Menlo Park, Daly City and Pacifica, ...

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Letters from Los Gatos Weekly-Times readers
San Jose Mercury News
I've been telling friends about my new job with the Santa Clara County Farm Bureau, and have been amazed by the reactions. They are along the lines of, ...

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Jury seated in high profile trial of Los Gatos bar owner killing
San Jose Mercury News
Esequiel "Paul" Garcia is one of five suspects in the slaying of Los Gatos businessman Mark Achilli. Eleven whites and one Latino were sworn in Friday as ...

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Cattolico churns out quarterbacks at Los Gatos football factory
San Jose Mercury News
Los Gatos has become something of a quarterback factory over the years, with no less than a half dozen former Cats going on to play major college football, ...


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