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Resulta que hay unas inundaciones y un hombre se queda en lo alto de un campanario totalmente aislado. Pasa toda la mañana y por la tarde llega una barca: ¡Oooigaaa! suba que le llevamos. Noooo graciaaaas, tengo fe en Dios y seguro que el me salvara. ¿Esta seguro? Siiii, sigan que Dios me salvara. En esto que pasa toda la noche y al día siguiente pasa a su lado una lancha: ¡Eh Oigaaa! suba que le llevamos Noo no hace faltaaa. Soy muy devotooo y seguro que Dios me salvara. Sigue pasando el tiempo y por la tarde llega un helicóptero de la Guardia Civil: ¡Ehhhhh! ¡El del campanario! ¿Necesita ayuda? Noooo gracias. Confio en Dios, el me salvara. En esto que esa noche vuelve a subir el nivel de las aguas y el hombre se ahoga. Cuando va al cielo se encuentra con Dios y le dice: ¡Señor! ¡Dios mío! ¿por que no me has ayudado? ¿Que no te he ayudado?... te mande una barca, una lancha, un helicóptero...

Un vasco aparece en el Guiness como la persona que ha comido mayor cantidad de huevos seguidos, un periodista le pregunta: -Y como consiguio comer usted tantos huevos seguidos? -Ya ve, a fuerza de pan.

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Rebuilding 'Metropolis'
California Chronicle
When in 2008 she became head of the Buenos Aires Museo del Cine, which by then owned the print, they slipped into the archive, ordered the reels and, ...



Harry Shearer's Katrina documentary screens Monday at Des Peres Cine
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Locally, Shearer's film "The Big Uneasy" will screen at the Des Peres Cine at 7 and 9:30 pm Shearer, who divides his time between New Orleans and Los ...

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The film fan frat
Business Standard
The Calcutta Film Society is defunct now, and even Cine Central, Calcutta (also founded by Ray in 1965), which remains the biggest and most active of the ...

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eCoustics.com (press release)

Schneider Kreuznach CDA 1.33x EL Home Cinema Anamorphic Lens
eCoustics.com (press release)
Schneider Optics introduces the new Cine-Digitar Anamorphic 1.33X EL lens attachment. This professional quality optic offers Home Cinema enthusiasts the ...
Schneider Kreuznach Cine-Digitar Anamorphic MF Premiere LenseCoustics.com (press release)

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Open-air cinema tradition remains strong in Greece amid economic crisis
Xinhua
"Open-air cinema is a tradition which is an integral part of Greek people's cultural identity. It is part of our life. It will never die," Kostas Rothonias, ...



Lucky 13 for European Film Festival set in RP
Asianjournal.com
MANILA—There was an uncomfortable silence when a representative of the organizing committee for the 13th edition of Cine Europa relayed to the attendees at ...



Cineworld hurt by World Cup, sees help from 3D films
Reuters
Aug 19 (Reuters) - British cinema chain Cineworld Group Plc (CINE.L) posted a nearly flat first-half pretax profit as it lost some audience to the soccer ...

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Thursday: Locally lensed "Logan" rocks Ronnie's
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
"Logan," a feature film produced in St. Louis, has its world premiere Thursday evening at Ronnie's Cine on South Lindbergh. The inspirational drama about ...

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ARTifacts 9/3/10
Southeast Missourian
Cape West 14 Cine will relive the summer blockbuster season with its "Summer Movie Flashback," showing popular movies from the past few months for $1 for ...



Indian Express

Curtains down for Sena's Marathi movie battle
Times of India
MUMBAI: The legal battle for more Marathi movies in multiplexes fizzled out on Friday when the Shiv Sena-affiliated organization Maharashtra Cine and ...
Plea for more Marathi film shows dismissedHindustan Times
Multiplexes slash rates, but Marathi manoos stays awayPune Mirror
Marathi movies fail to click at multiplexes in MaharashtraBusiness Standard
Screen Weekly
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